Hey babes
So,on my way back from a friend’s place today and I saw a man and his wife then still on the way home I saw another man and his wife.I screamed in my mind “Oh my blog”
Let me take our minds to the roles men play in their families. Yes they are the head of the family,they provide for the family asides those what more.Hence, the title Types of Husbands.
Read on.
- Acidic Husbands. These types set the house on fire once they walk in. Fire, fire, fire!!! Well, not literally. But you get it, right? Everyone is scared of what they may do because you really can’t predict. Tick-tock time bomb.
- Bachelor Husbands. This made me chuckle because I have come across some in this category. They are married but still act and live like “bachelors”. Bachelors is in quotes because I believe everyone should be responsible, married or not. However, some believe that bachelors are largely irresponsible and reckless and should suddenly grow up when they get married. It’s in this context that this category is described. Hmph! If you are a young girl and has not met this category of men...hmmm....you are lucky because they are the most desperate.
- Slave Husbands. Those in this category treat their wives and children as slaves instead of family. Example? Nobody eats in the house till daddy has finished eating his food and when they do so, they eat in the kitchen. I think this has a semblance with acidic husbands. Okay, maybe the acidic husbands are extreme.
- General Husbands. If you are a Nigerian, this should sound familiar: “I belong to everybody and I belong to nobody”. (Nobody should call my name, please. I have a headache.) General husbands are the types that are the “jolly good fellow” outside — everybody’s husband and father — but not available for the family.
- Dry Husbands. No need for further explanations, right? The stingy husbands fall in this category. They rather die than provide. No, really. The economy is always bad. Times are always hard but they never try.
- Panadol Husbands. Panadol is one of the most popular pain relievers, in Nigeria at least. When do you take panadol? When you have aches and pains. Therefore, husbands in this category believe that all they exist for is to solve problems. Besides problem solving, they are not interested in family bonding and the likes.
- Parasite Husbands. These live off their wives. Most times, they marry their wives because she is from a wealthy family. The wife provides everything — rent, school fees, feeding and so on. Does this sound like a certain mister in Tyler Perry’s movie, Acrimony? Hmmm.
- Baby Husbands. These ones are very attached to their mothers,sisters or even aunts and have refused to grow up. No decision is taken without his mother’s or sister’s approval. I can imagine how frustrating this would be most especially for his wife.
- Visiting Husbands. Oh well. This category of husbands are hardly around. They are always traveling for one meeting or one presentation or they are abroad.Always on the move at the risk of being unknown by his kids.
- Caring Husbands. This category of husbands know their roles in the family and society at large. They correct, provide, bond with the family, solve problems when they arise and so on. This category is where husbands should aspire to be.
Women are very......very.....hmmm....ion know what to say tho lol but then we know no single lady would be happy hearing about the baby, parasite and dry husbands.She would be throwing her prayers against any man who is in any of those category.
What do you think of this list? Is it accurate? Does the same apply to wives?
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